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Wishing it was you, me and this bench… just for a few minutes.

ninbra:

Interior Spaces.

alexlavigne:

hell yeah :D

Q & A

My tempur-pedic mattress and new iPhone. My nude flats are pretty awesome too :) 

I would be a terrible princess

I decided early on that I wouldn’t watch Will and Kate’s Royal Wedding. All the freaking hoopla and craziness has really been getting under my skin - especially this past week. Not sure why, but it has. Perhaps I’ve been drinking too much haterade. I definitely won’t have a red carpet, a horse-drawn carriage, a fancy title like the duchess of abbey or york or whatever, and I won’t wear a gazillion dollar tiara or dress - which by the way I’m totally cool with because I don’t care for red carpets, my name is already long as is, and horses are beautiful but are big and can kick - my anxiety can’t handle that. As for the wedding attire, well.. have you ever worn a puffy wedding dress? I haven’t, but I did carry my sister’s while on a hanger and damn! Puffy, sparkly fabric is pretty, but heavy. I’m sure I hurt a body part. 

So here I am contemplating past injuries, shiny wedding stuff and wondering how my very Mexican name would sound if I were a duchess. Yeah you know where I’m going. Forty-five minutes have passed and thirty of those involved me being stuck to UStream watching this royal fiesta. To top things off, the girly-girl in me has been unleashed and I’m now wondering what Kate will wear and how her make-up and hair will look - it better be good damn it! Then there are the hats - lots and lots of hats! I’m distracted and mesmerized by these funny and ginormous things. So many freaking feathers and bright colors! I wonder if those babies have a special compartment for a cell phone and lipgloss because I would totally want to tweet, post on FB - all while making sure my lips looked plump and were the right kind of glossy for the camera. This stuff is important. 

Yeah, I’m sure the Queen would think I’m a great catch. 

Quote of the day… or year

“I do not fear failure. I fear knowing that I did not do all that I am capable of.” - Robert Moore

Massage with tequila

Yup, you read that correctly. 

From urbandaddy.com:

“Introducing The Punta Mita Retreat, a new massage that lets you Zen out while getting tequila and salt kneaded into your skin, available now at the spa inside the Four Seasons.”

$170 for 60 minutes and $240 for 90 minutes.

You can spend the money if you have it, or do it my way: 

1. Buy some decent tequila. Anything around $30 should be just fine.
2. Take 3 (or more) shots in a 2-hour period.
3. Lie on your belly. 
4. For extra kicks, have your 1-year nephew/niece, or your small dog walk all over your back.
5. Let the alcohol kick in then soak in utter bliss. 

There, I just saved you like $140-$210 bucks, not including gas and tip. 

You’re welcome. 

Hello tumblr world!

So I finally did it - I’m on tumblr. 

Please be gentle. I’m still learning :)